- Baptist explanation:
There must be sin in your life. Everyone else opened it
fine.
- Presbyterian explanation: It's
not God's will for you to open this link.
- Word of Faith explanation: You
lack the faith to open this link. Your negative words have prevented you
from realizing this link's fulfillment.
- Charismatic explanation: Thou
art loosed! Be commanded to OPEN!
- Unitarian explanation: All
links are equal, so if this link doesn't work for you, feel free to
experiment with other links that might bring you joy and
fulfillment.
- Buddhist explanation:
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- Episcopalian explanation: Are
you saying you have something against homosexuals?
- Christian Science explanation:
There really is no link.
- Atheist explanation: The only
reason you think this link exists is because you needed to invent
it.
- Church counselor's
explanation: And what did you feel when the link would not
open?
HTTP 404 - File not found - Internet Explorer
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